Storyline

"Every story has an end, but in life, every ending is just a new beginning."

This is a story about a man named Havey who loved young chickens with cranberry sauce. His best friend was Harvey Krumpet, an ill-fated man with Tourette's syndrom who lived in a rustic cabin in Poland but had to go to a nursing home in Austrailia. They both went on adventures liberating chickens, except that Havey thought that liberation meant a hot stove and cranberry sauce. On one adventure, Havey and Harvey decided to liberate the chickens on a farm in New Zealand. Harvey was stopped by airport security for carrying an ax (to help the chickens into the hot stove) and Harvey was stopped for suddenly swearing nonstop at an attendant. Before discarding the ax Harvey used it to cut off the head of Joe S. the chicken. Harvey decided to put Joe S's head in his carry-on for safe-keeping but then ghostface Killah, the security guard, tackled him. Sadly the story of Joe S's head does not end here.

Oh we wish it would end here, but, sadly, it does not. Harvey's carry on bag was not taken off the airplane when he was kicked off of it. So, Joe S's head was on it way into America from New Zealand. Strangely enough, if you did not know, not all chicken heads die immediately. It can take anywhere from 4 hours to 10 years for a chicken's head to completely die. Left alone in the city of San Francisco, Joe S's head decided to go looking for a body to take over so he could eventually rule the USA (he objected very openly to President Bush, and loved Stalin.) He rolled his head out of the airport and into an open purse carried by Hannah A. She then carried the head of Joe S. into her Escalade, complete with spinners, hydrolics, and 200 subs,which was headed for her father's work. Suddenly, Joe S's head had a wonderful idea! Since he idled Stalin so much, and Hannah A was a Russian, he would use her father's body to take over the USA. When Hannah A got to her father's office, Joe S's head jumped out of her hobo bagged and violently attacked Dr. A. Dr. A unfortunately succumbed to the attack and cut off his own head and put Joe S's head on top of his own body. Hannah's screams were heard faintly in the background. They sounded something like, "Long live Joe!" But she was actually saying "Joe that blows!" Joe S's head on top of Dr. A's body was a complete succes until something bad went down. Not only something bad, but something terrible. Joe S' head flew out of the window and landed outside in the road that was crushed and ran over by Hannah A's Escalade, complete with spinners, hydrolics, and a 200 subs. Nobody even talks about it anymore because it is so twisted and wrong.

The point of this story is, that Joe S finally found god. And not just any god. The Jewish god. If you had looked closely, ever single thing mentioned about Joe S comes from a story in the old testament. So now, whenever you want to call Joe S a "Silly Jew," or a "Godless Monstrocity," please, think of the chicken.

And also, if it's something like this, which could have been crafted better by a kindergartner, you probably shouldn't waste your time on it unless you were going to spend that time playing Warcraft.
 * I'd like everyone who reads this to remember that when there are mistakes on an internet site, especially a wiki, the information is not reliable. (This is a prime example).

Long live Joe S. and his ambitions to be the next stalin. One day he will come back and rule the USA only if he can successfully complete his life long goal of actually gaining one friend. This task has been so hard for him due to the fact that he is Jewish and he can bearly hide his horns. Many people that have somewhat taken a liking in him noticed his horns and have been scared away. Personally, I feel that his horns are the reason why Hannah A. drove over him with her Escalade. Too bad the Jewish boy always loses.

Too bad that Joe S DOES have a friend, AKA his neighbor who brings him chocolate chip cookies whenever he wants, and knitted him a hat to hide his horns...which are nonexistant. Too bad the Jewish boy always wins. And you spelled barely wrong, so you're an idiot. Love, God. P.S. Joe S is always superior

P.P.S. **__TECH RULEZ!__**

(P.S. means post script. After that, you say P.P.S. which means post post script. What does P.S.S. mean? Please send shoes?)